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EST. TIME IMMEMORIAL
The Fraternal Order of the Elders of Zion
Local Chapter 137
Founded Time Immemorial · Incorporated in Delaware for Tax Purposes, 2003
Days Since Last Successful Act of World Domination: 4,401
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Current Global Control Status: ASPIRATIONAL
★ REMINDER: Annual dues of $45 are past due for several members. Global domination cannot proceed until accounts are settled. See Herb. ★ POTLUCK SIGNUP for March meeting — Arlene is bringing kugel again so please coordinate ★ The Media Control Subcommittee regrets to announce that we have, once again, failed to control the media ★ PARKING NOTE: Do NOT park in the Elks Lodge spots. They are not part of the conspiracy and they will tow you. ★
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Complete the form below to begin the application process. Please allow 6–8 weeks for processing, or longer if Herb is still on medical leave, which he is.
If unsure, select "It's Complicated." Morty will follow up.
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A Facebook account with more than 50 friends may qualify as "emerging media influence" at the discretion of the membership committee.