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137

The Fraternal Order of
the Elders of Zion

Local Chapter 137
Founded Time Immemorial · Incorporated in Delaware for Tax Purposes, 2003
Days Since Last Successful Act of World Domination: 4,401   |   Current Global Control Status: ASPIRATIONAL
★ REMINDER: Annual dues of $45 are past due for several members. Global domination cannot proceed until accounts are settled. See Herb.    ★ POTLUCK SIGNUP for March meeting — Arlene is bringing kugel again so please coordinate    ★ The Media Control Subcommittee regrets to announce that we have, once again, failed to control the media    ★ PARKING NOTE: Do NOT park in the Elks Lodge spots. They are not part of the conspiracy and they will tow you.    ★

Meeting Minutes Archive

Official minutes of the regular monthly meetings of Local Chapter 137, as recorded by Sheldon Markowitz, Secretary.

Meeting Minutes — February 2026
February 18, 2026 · Recorded by Sheldon Markowitz, Secretary
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